Jag tycker Att de kan lära mig simma igen (speciellt Alex ;) )
Väldigt snälla kommentarer ^_^
Min katt
Min komedihjälte!
Jag ÄLSKAR verkligen Magnus Betnér, han är helt underbar verkligen!
Han är sarkastisk, elak och helt underbar, sitter med nyfärgat hår och tittar på "Livets ord"
Han snackar om allt ifrån omskärelse till internetporr!
Nu ska jag återgå till det, hoppas eran kväll blir bra!
Crabstickz Skrattar på mig
And it all started with a big bang!
I morgonens namn!
That´s why i smile
FACES!!!
<-------- Den bästa av alla! Fatta hans min, jag börjar skratta bara av att se bilden :P Underlig underhållning!
when shit goes fuck...
Skratt kaskad Stupid...ego thing!
The awsome admirals
Tom Milsom
Alex Day
Charlie McDonnell
Ed Blann Just det jag var ju på universeum
Hur länge klarar ni? Den underbara listan!1. Proclaim himself to be Voldemort...
2. And then challenge Emmett Cullen (who, coincidentally, is NOT Harry Potter) to a duel with wands
3. Steal all of Heidi's shoes and say it was Giana
4. Especially when he's wearing her favorite Valentino slingbacks
5. Blow raspberries any time Caius tries to speak
6. Use phrases such as "That's dope." The only dope around here is him.
7. Tell Alec he dresses like a yuppie
8. Play Pokemon. It's just too disturbing.
9. Tell Caius that his white hair and red eyes make him look like an albino...
10. And then tie Caius down and dye his hair bright red...
11. And then refer to Caius as a "firecrotch" (even if does look strickingly similar to Lindsay Lohan)
12. Ask Jane if they're having a staring contest when she gives him 'the look'
13. Pelt Felix with small balls of chocolate covered ice cream when he calls 'dibs' on a snack
14. Comunicate with Emmett Cullen in any way, shape or form (example of affects of this rule being broken: the American 'Era of Free Love'. I.E. the 1960's)
15. Kidnap Bella Swan and force her to play tea party with him and his doll collection
16. Change people into vampires if they can burp the alphabet backwards
Dmitri to track his own butt
18. Impose an international "Human Appreciation Month" every four decades, in which no vampire is allowed to feed on humans
19. And have the Voturi guard uniform include a patch that month stating: Humans are friends, not food.
20. Graffiti the walls of Castle Volturi
21. Particularly with phrases such as "Carlisle Cullen is smokin' hot!" and "Dmitri equals DORK"
22. Change the Volturi motto to: Join the Volturi-we have cookies!
23. Force the members of the guard to paricipate in a bi-weekly spelling bee
24. And then require the losers to perform any Disney story of his choice...on ice
25. Wear a speedo
26. Have Giana answer the telephone by saying : "St. Marcus' Monestary-you stab em' we slab em'"
27. Give Alec and Jane "The Talk"
28. Tell Heidi her dresses are frumpy
29. Sing Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend"
30. Randomly yell "But Marcus is the only man I've ever been with!" when someone speaks to him in public
31. Dress up as Shakira
32. Attempt to dance like Shakira
33. Talk in a Swedish accent any time Heidi is in the same room
34. Rename every member of the Volturi (ex. Alec: Esteban the Pool Boy)
35. Turn the feeding room into a 'roller boogie' complete with strobe lights, a disco ball and bad American 1970's music
36. Give every vampire he has ever met a kitten for Christmas
37. Use sock puppets to speak
38. Hold Tidy-Widy Wearers conventions in Castle Volturi
39. Proclaim Felix to be Dmitri's "bitch" (or vice versa)
40. Put Jane and Alec up for adoption
41. Tell Giana that in order to become a vampire she must write a thesis paper on the topic of "Sexy Older Men" and what pleases them
42. Wear a pink bunny suit on Easter Sunday while hopping around handing out multi-colored eggs.
43. Throw aforementioned multi-colored eggs at any vampires he feels are not really in the "Easter Spirit"
44. Listen to any music written by/sung by/performed by Justin Timberlake
45. And Michael Jackson
46. Additionaly, he is not to force Alec to "dance" with him to any music associated with Michael Jackson
47. Use conversation starters such as "Have any of you ever made love to a porpise? Gosh, it's difficult..." to break the ice
48. He is no longer allowed within a ten foot radius of Mrs. Poppinschnooker (Heidi's pet porpise)
49. Moon Edward Cullen when he comes to rescue Bella from the tea party
50. Lock Jane and Felix in a closet and take bets on which of them comes out alive
"Should we perhaps laminate it?" Alec suggested.
"It would not make any difference." Jane drawled.
"I suppose this is the best that can be done." Caius voice came from where he was sitting at his throne. Marcus merely nodded in agreement.
Just then Aro came into the room, wearing a tight red speedo and tinfoil hat. In his arms he held many more identical hats.
"Everybody take a hat! Or the aliens will be able to read your minds! They're coming, you know."
When nobody took a hat, he skipped around the room putting one on each of their heads, while whistling what sounded suspiciously like Hillary Duff.
"Excellent." He clapped his hands together and surveyed the sullen and mutinous-looking vampires in the room. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I wanted to have a word with Mrs. Poppinschnooker before we all feed."
Heidi had to be restrained by two burly male vampires. "DON'T YOU GO NEAR MRS. POPPINSCHNOOKER! Number forty-eight! Number forty-eight, Aro!"
"Not to mention number twenty-five. I'm scarred for eternity." Someone mumbled.
Jane took the fountain pen held out to her by Alec and scribbled:
51. Aro is expressly forbidden from putting tinfoil hats on everyone in sight's head to "protect us from the allien's mind-reading powers" as it is not only hypocritical, but also because the aliens are not "coming to get us"
tjuvtittat.
